TechHive: Duck Dynasty Beard Booth: Possibly America's greatest achievement

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thumbnail Duck Dynasty Beard Booth: Possibly America's greatest achievement
Nov 12th 2013, 23:07, by Susie Ochs

I have a friend who tends to fall for guys with bushy facial hair. The romances never quite work out. We teaser her that she's only into "weirdo beardos." She could use this app on Match.com profile pics to mentally trick herself into accepting a date with a clean-shaven gentleman caller.

I have another friend who stays at home with his two adorable boys. He uses this app to imagine what they would look like if (when?) they became members of ZZ Top.

See how great? I told you.

Then there's my friend whose South American tour isn't going so well. Maybe he would feel better about himself if he had a big beard to stroke when making decisions such as whether it's a good idea to kick the Brazilian flag while performing in Brazil. I hear beard-stroking really helps the thought process, so hopefully that still works if the beard is confined to a photo on your phone's touchscreen.

Look, Duck Dynasty Beard Booth is a great app. It's free. It lets you put beards on your photos. That's all it does. That's all it ever needs to do.

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