It's better not to give gifts to people we don't like. But sometimes we're forced into it, for familial or political or public relations reasons. But that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with gift-giving shenanigans.
Here are some of our best ideas for special gifts that say, "Merry Christmas #%!$-hole."
Bob, what are you doing?
From Matco Enterprises comes the Uro Club, the perfect gift for the Flomax user on your list. "Bob, now you can play nine holes without wearing a diaper, wetting your pants or exposing your parts in public." Yes, this fake golf club has a reservoir in the shaft—you can figure out the rest. Includes a "privacy towel."
Aliens
Some company had the bright idea to build one of those front-loading baby carrier things into a garment. The horrifying result, Peekaru, looks like a baby head growing directly out of your abdomen. Classy.
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